Monday, October 24, 2011
VeganMoFo V: Woof, There It Is
I feel like most vegans have cats. I, however, have dogs. Ferocious little chihuahua mixes that are seriously fearless of anything...unless we're talking about boxes. I present to you: Gizmo and Emma.
Status: Adopted stray. Era's niece had a dog who got a girl pregnant and Era introduced us on my 22nd birthday!
Best Friend: Mr. Frog. He's gone through 3 in his lifetime, attacking the eye balls of each impostor upon introduction.
Vegan Likes: Carrots, frozen peas, nooch, the occasional bell pepper
Strengths: Super tracking abilities. No human can hide for long.
True Story: Got hit by a truck and walked away with a one inch cut that healed within days. The vet was amazed.
Dislikes: Anything cold, celery, and when Emma steals his toys.
Aliases: Fo' dayz
Status: Adopted stray. When Era was a substitute teacher, he called me up one day saying he found a girl chihuahua. He waited a few days until he saw her again, and he brought her home. We took her to the vet and the rest is history.
Best Friend: Ducky, but she'll totally steal Mr. Frog.
Vegan Likes: Carrots, frozen peas, apples, bell peppers, oranges, everything.
Freegan Likes: Straight dumpster dives like a mothatrucka. Girl gets into everything.
True Story: Super jumping and opening abilities. She has unzipped my backpack and my purse before. And...without opposable thumbs!
Dislikes: Zombie sheep, dogs on television, when humans scratch their fingernails on upholstery.