Here's the thing people. Jessie Spano is an institution. She was my first feminist idol. The way she just ripped Slater apart. That one time she did the swimsuit competition in a trench coat. But, nothing, and I mean NOTHING exemplifies Saved by the Bell like the episode where she gets hooked on caffeine pills.
It's got everything. Addiction! The chance for a record deal! GEOMETRY! Girls in spandex singing about aerobics! AEROBICS! Aaaaah! So, I figured the perfect SBTB menu had to be breakfast. Not just because I love me some breakfast food. Saved by the Bell was a Saturday morning staple as a kid.
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| Hot Sundae Pancakes: banana choc chip pancakes, vanilla ice cream, crushed pineapple, nuts, sprinkles, cherry |
I GOTTA DANCE MENU
Hot Sundae Pancakes
Screech's Sizzling Breakfast Sausage (hehe)
The Max' Diner Hashbrowns
Sure, the pancakes are more like dessert, but who cares?! Also, if you don't get the Screech sausage reference, please research Dustin Diamond's life after the show.
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| Why, yes, I own the entire series with the original cast AND the college years |
I am so obsessed with this episode that I once "wrote" a poem made entirely of dialogue from the episode. I am so obsessed with this episode that I own this shirt. I am so obsessed with this episode that I often refer to myself as Jessie Spano when I'm overly caffeinated.
So, grab your comfy spot on the couch and power through a good SBTB marathon. And skip the mimosas. Drank that sparkly straight out the bottle like you were at a Bayside High toga party! Just don't go crashing Lisa's Mom's Mercedes!
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| I'm so scared... |
11 comments:
Love it! I remember everything you mentioned about Jessie. And this episode was a great choice!
Screech's sausage - serves 2000 :) Your MoFo posts are too good <3
I just aged more than I already am. I now feel hip and up to date on pop culture from your generation now. I used to drink like that only mine was out of a paper bag. Always kickass food here too!
Everything about this post is win! I love it!
You forgot to sprinkle caffeine pills on top of the pancakes!
hahaha this is sooo great! i love it that we both spent our saturdays watching saved by the bell. we need to start a vegan diner that looks like the max.
OMG! You've excelled yourself again, I didn't think anything could be as good as the mac & cheese sandwich but I <3 SBTB so this wins!
aahhahaha screech's sausage.
He's just been on the UK's celebrity big brother (got evicted last night) and I didn't recognise him at all.
Pancake sundae!!! Woah. I need that now. I never watched SBTB for some reason but I think I might need to!
WHERE. IS. THE POEM.
OMG you are the best! Seriously.
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